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Granny went for a drive, and she got herself lost
The directions for her trip had somehow got crossed
Ending up at the beach, she walked out in the sand
But what she saw there, she did not understand
Something was wrong. Something just was not right
Poor granny was shocked! Oh, lord! What a fright!
As the old girl was staring, she started to twitch
All the people were NAKED, not wearing a stitch!
IT WAS A NUDE BEACH!!!
What a glorious view!
For innocent granny, a sweet dream come true!
There was nothing but skin! Not a tan line in sight!
Bare butts everywhere! They were shiny and bright!
But lord have mercy! Now how can this be?
There was no place to hide. Not a bush or a tree
She couldn’t believe it. This was wild NU-DI-TY
And oh, so exciting! It was like PU-BER-TY!
On granny’s wrinkled face was a lecherous grin
Thrilled to be witnessing such bold, brazen sin!
Fuzzy, flabby flesh was flapping in the breeze
And that made her wonder where they kept their keys!
Sunburns in places that should never see sun
Their buns were bright red. They were cooked and well done!
A rude and crude sight as she watched a guy squat
Never seen a tattoo in exactly THAT spot!
Some men had hair on their backs you could braid
But no hair on their heads to keep scalps in the shade
Frisbees were thrown with much wiggling and jiggling
Made dear old granny start sniggling and giggling
There’s way too much swagging, and slagging, and sagging
There’s out of shape bodies that don’t deserve bragging
Not every poor soul’s physique is worth showing
But they have no clue. They’re nude without knowing!
There were derrieres, butt cheeks, backsides, and hineys
Patooties, and bottoms, and rear ends – NOT tiny!
There was many a full moon on open display
That had spent too much time at the restaurant buffet!
Wherever she looked, there were freckles galore
Psoriasis, prickly heat, bunions, and more!
Cellulite, stretch marks, and varicose veins
Age spots, and rashes, and unexplained stains!
GROSS!
Buck naked! On view without proper attire
Birthday suits were all wrinkled! An iron they require
Sand sculptures that granny was happy to inspect
With no defects to detect –
ANATOMICALLY CORRECT!
An errant beach ball landed right at her feet
Picked up by a muscle-bound guy – an athlete!
As he stooped over, she resisted a TWEAK
But her glasses steamed up as she got a free peek!
But soon, it was time to leave all of the fun
Couldn’t wait to come back because she was NOT done
So granny took off with a hoot and a squeal
Knowing on her next visit –
HER CLOTHES SHE WOULD PEEL!!!
Poetry At Play 