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There is an affliction that most men won’t mention
Which HE thinks requires a quick intervention!
A problem that has a FOUR HOUR resolution
It’s the MAGIC BLUE PILL! Such a happy solution!
A game-changing drug that rhymes with Niagara
The wonder it works is like ABRACADABRA!
Amazingly, it can bring the dead back to life
And that makes him happy, not to mention his wife!
The problem started with a roll in the hay
His deepest desire was to be boinking away
But something was wrong. It was not okie dokie
Hanky panky had hokey –
BUT THERE WAS NO POKEY!!!
He thought that the good days were forever gone
No more would he whistle and break out in song
But a medical miracle appeared as a pill
WHOOHOO!!! A prescription he could not wait to fill!
Sweet relief had arrived, and he’d pay any price
To find his way back to that lost paradise
Considered it a bargain. A steal of a deal
His gleeful zeal would soon cause him to squeal!
He took the first dose, and the waiting began
Hope against hope he would be a new man
Soon felt some goosebumps and then a slight tingle
The jingle in his dingle meant that he would soon mingle!
He now felt confident before the big game
That with the first pitch, things would not be the same
Not going to be thrown out as he raced for first base
NO! He’d score a run with a big grin on his face!
With zip in his zipper – couldn’t wait for the fun
It was his turn to bat, and he smacked a home run!
“REJOICE! GLORY BE! WAHOO! AND HOORAY!”
Then he hit a high note that they hit on Broadway!
Afternoon delights are now back on the menu
Any time, any place. It can be any venue
Cause he’s back in the saddle and ready to ride!
Breaking into a gallop! He’s hitting his stride!
Sorry!!! That’s just gross!
The magic blue pill is a party invitation
To join in the fun with a great celebration
That drug should be packaged along with confetti
To toss in the air when you’re breathless and sweaty!
Poetry At Play 